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Dragonite.
My nose sometimes bleeds when it's dry out. So when I was 3/4, my mother was giving me a bath, and my nose started bleeding like a fucking waterfall.
So, my mom cleans me up and puts me back in the tub after she drains it and refills it and shit. But that sunday when we were at church. For some reason I thought I bled because my mom hit me, because I was sorta just learning about how hit=pain and pain can sometimes lead to blood.
So I walked around the whole building, telling everyone I saw. "My mommy hit me!"
Child services were called and my parents had to clear it up.