>>16265995"I-I mean, wait, fuck, n-no, it was on the cheek! THE CHEEK! NOT THE LIPS--I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE! THE CHEEEEEEEK!"
"A kiss is a kiss regardless of its origin, Calem. It's almost as if you're taking two sandwiches, one with peanut butter, and one with jelly, and trying to tell me that they're two different things despite both being sandwiches. Life does not work the way sandwiches do, Calem."
"I-It was indirect, honest, YOU SAW IT!- Waaaaaaait.... Why are you concerned anyways? Are...A-Are you jealous...?"
In the middle of your anxiety, part of your very small charmer-side brews. Perhaps she's only interrogating you to learn if you truly liked a fish kissing you or not!
"No, you know I'm not. You could say I'm rather... curious.
To be honest, I never saw as the one to cheat on others. I thought you were a faithful boy due to your submissive demeanor, but I suppose not. It still intrigues me though, how you would go all that way to betray Shauna. I know she isn't the most pleasant girl there is, but why on earth would you go against the bond you share with your girlfriend? Does she tire you, by chance? I haven't seen you talked to her in days, have you not even called her?"Oh.
OH FUCK SHE STILL HAS THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT YOU AND SHAUNA.
SHIT.
A) Self-defensively declare that you and Shauna are not an item with great intensity.
B) "Oh yeah, I'm *totally* getting tired of her." as sarcastically as possible.
C) Passionately tell her that she is the only one you care about.