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"To all Guildmembers... Cheers. Cheers, my friends. It has been an honor. Cheers!"
Alakazam fixes his eyes on the Clover Guild table, completely ignoring Wigglytuff's guild and the other one
"Now Clover Guild... I know we have had our differences, but your ambition and hard work is truly something to behold. Admirable!"
the Clover guildmembers are cautious. Alakazam usually follows up a praise with some humiliation
"Indeed, I have a special treat for you all because of these traits. It's so good, that you'll love it despite its Humon origin. It is a large apparatus which all of you can fit in which will confer all of you a deeply unique experience that shall benefit us all. A chamber of sorts. I have had that room over there fitted with the apparatus. Move along, children, shuffle into it now. You too, KFC."
the Clover guildmembers flood into the room, some cautious and some excited
Alakazam slams the door shut. He turns to the other guilds
"And that special treat? That "unique experience" the Clover guildmembers shall all experience and you all won't?"
"..."
"...Why, it's... ITEMIZATION! FUCK CLOVER GUILD! THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE HUMON MENACE BEGINS NOW! CHATOT, TURN ON THE GAS! YES, WELL DONE, CLOVER GUILD! WELL DONE FOR ITEMIZING SO WELL! SIX MILLION RESCUE POINTS TO A GUILD THAT SHALL CEASE TO EXIST IN 5 MINUTES!" He said calmly.
as Alakazam's mouth foams during his item-crazed tirade, the hall erupts into applause and a massive, inter-guild monster house ensues. The Clover guildmembers begin dying in the itemization chamber. As Smith becomes grimy food, Wigglytuff proves himself to be the most proficient combatant in the monster house.
Alakazam looks on with pride
*Years later the Explorers Protagonist tells these events to his son, Manaphy, at bedtime, with his partner smiling warmly at the memory.
"And that's how Alakazam exterminated the Humon scum. HEIL ARCEUS! Alakazam truly was the greatest Federation member of them all, and a good friend"
