>>16828811"COMING THROUGH FAGGOTS, MOVE ASIDE!"
"HYYYYYYYYYYYDREEEEEEEEEEEIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
A Hiker mounted atop a Hydreigon flies over Sycamore and the bickering blu-ray faggots. Remembering that time is crucial and that Smogon guidebooks don't sit on the shelves forever, Sycamore resorts to doing...BAD things.
"HEY! REGARDEZ LA-BAS!"
"Huh?" befuddled by the french, both arguing shoppers look up with confusion on their faces.
"Je suis désolé! Je suis désolé!"
"HEY! THAT SEX MEISTER STOLE MY BLU-RAY PLAYER!"
"YOUR BLU-RAY PLAYER? YOU MEAN -MY- BLU-RAY PLAYER YOU FAT HIPPO!"
"YOU'RE A FAT HIPPO YOU FAT.....shit what's an animal fatter than a hipp-ELEPHANT! YOU FAT ELEPHANT!"
"ELEPHANTS AREN'T FAT, THEY'RE BIG-BONED!"
>Blu-ray player get!Sycamore continues on his way with a new blu-ray player in-hand that, discounts applied, costs only twenty bucks. That's not that bad of a deal, in fact, it's pretty damn great.
"I'll have to remember to get the blu-ray for Oliver & Company once I'm done with this. What a TRES BIEN movie!"
After pushing himself through crowds and crowds of unappealing scooter-riding women, Augustine makes it to a Borders, "A Borders that ISN'T going out of business? Quelle chance!"
