>>19915753Rather than fall for that age-old gag, Alice instead steals the Blaziken's keys, "Good heavens, she stole my keys too! That little SCAMP! Has she no shame?! If she keeps this up they'll be nothing left in the club for her to ste-"
The Blaziken is interrupted by Alice blowing a raspberry at him from the safety of her cage. Needless to say, he tries to open it up to beat her for it, but he seems to have lost the key.
"This child infuriates me! And not because she hasn't a beak, either! Someone has to do something, she can't get herself out and now we can't get in! It's a conundrum of a paradox and we're on the short side of the stick, what do we do!?"
A Zapdos in the crowd raises his wing, "We could try a locksmith."
Blaziken almost considers this idea before dismissing it, "No no no, that would never work. Locks of hair aren't going to do us any good here. What if we tried using a key detector to find the key we apparently misplaced?"
"Aren't those just glorified magnets?" asks Skarmory.
"Not in the slightest! People use magnets to catch bugs. That's why they're called /magnets/."
The flock of birds come up with item after item to try and coax Alice to give up the fedora, but she only ends up taking everything they give her, eventually the cage is filled up from head to toe with every miscellaneous item conceivable from apples to zuccunis
"...It appears as if we've filled the entire cage up trying to get her to give up that one fedora.." says Talonflame.
"Why are you narrating that which we already see?" asks Staraptor, "Why aren't you trying another idea, chap?"
"There's nothing left to try, plus she'll just take anything we give her! No no no, there's ONLY one thing we can do to get rid of a scamp like this."
A) Local auction.
B) Drop the cage from the sky.
C) Incinerate the cage.
