>>38960895archeops: ayy what's cracking?
gamefreak: what the fuck you want?
talonflame: who let you out of the cage, huh?
archeops: ayy I heard someone was getting buffs! I'm just here to collect mine, too!
gamefreak: what you think this is, christmas eve, huh?
talonflame: seriously, get the fuck out of here, fagboi!
archeops: yo, who you calling fag, huh?
you a fucking bigot or something?
*talonflame starts intensively pecking archeops while making loud-pitched grunts*
*CRAWK* *CRAWK* *CRAWK*
gamefreak: oh for fuck sake! you two! get a room alright!
archeops: what the fuck is your problem man?
talonflame: *CRAWK* *CRAWK* *CRAAAAAAAAAAAAWK*
*talonflame pushes archeops out of the room and slams the door*
gamefreak: what is with you two, anyway? why you got so much beef? you both suck so why you try
to act like you the bigger bird, huh?
talonflame: hey don't compare me to that fuckboi, for the love of kalos man, I fucking was bigger
than that fuckboi ever wish he could be...
gamefreak: bigger? now you both small! ahahah! small little birds! ahahaha!
talonflame: w-whatever, fuck this shit, I'm out...
*talonflame grabs his buff, does a 360, and walks out the window, eyes closed and mumbling*
talonflame: tss, I'll show them all... fuckers think they can fuck with meeee...
*CRAWK* *CRAWK* *CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaAAWK*
*talonflame falls to the ground at an accelerating rate, wings so rusty from not having used
them for 4 years...*
will he survive the fall? will archeops perhaps save him? stay tuned
for the next episode of - TALONFLAME - A SMALL BIRB TRYING TO REGAIN HIS GLORY - only on /vp/ and
wherever you fags decide to repost this.
TO BE CONTINUED?
