>>38670433I am an office worker somewhere in western Unova, probably Driftvale or Opelucid. In my youth, I was a semi-successful trainer, but that never really paid the bills so I retired to go to college. Now I work a 9-5, and occasionally battle zoomers during my lunch break for chump change.
Team:
>Wartortle - Mom was from Kanto, got the egg when I was 10. Touchy about it's weight, so it never evolved. I'm fine with that, Because I Blastoise means about $700 dollars extra a year in food costs. >Reuniclus - First pokemon I ever caught. Helps me with my taxes every year. Sometimes, I bring it in to the office to fix reports I messed up on. But I've stopped doing that lately because it always gets into fights with my boss's "therapy" Drowzee.>Heracross - I've had to padlock the fridge and all of my cabinets because of this fucker, but he's the main reason I got to the Top 16 in the Unova league back in 2010.>Braviary - Used to be one of my go-to's for battling, now I use it to pick up my office's lunch orders.>Magneton - >implying I'm going to fall for the electric bill scam>Lilligant - This is effectively my dad's pokemon now, It helps him work on his garden. It knows how to grow the dankest strains of weed. Reserves:
>Dugtrio>Porygon -Got way too drunk on a vacation to Kanto and ended up winning this at the craps tables>Haunter >Tyranitar>Poliwhirl>Raichu>Dunsparce - A graduation present from my mom, I leave the reserves with my retired parents to help around the house. Never tried to catch any more than that, because the costs are already outrageous.
The long term goal will be to buy a nice plot of land, probably 20 acres but maybe more, that I can build a house on. My Dad and his Machamp would make building the house a breeze, I just need the material. I would eventually start a small business and grow some crops.
