>>48879755>be me>at university because fuck trying to train Pokémon, either too stupid or too smart to deal with>go to library>need to find book for gay scholarly sourcenobodyhere.mp3
>see an unattended Alakazamallmywut.jpg
>it hovers to me>instant realization that I might get turned inside out>it stops a few feet away>it looks at me, I try slowly backing away>suddenly can't move>suddenly feel my mind being probed and prodded by its powers>hear a voice "third floor, non-fiction section section 27"
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>it repeats this a few times then everything goes dark>mfw a psychic monstrosity got a job at the university library>mfw I'm too retarded to understand basic directions>mfw it got tired of waiting for me to leave and just teleported me to the book sectionGod I hate the smart Pokémon
