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>Be me, Goldenrod city NEET
>Mom says I need to start paying rent.
>Get a job taking care of some of the birds near Violet City
>Don't like it, but it has the best pay, quickest commute, and least requirements.
>Birds peck and scratch whenever you don't give them live Caterpies or Weedles.
>Pidgey No. 3 has marked me for death and chucks bird feed at me whenever I pass by him.
>During the daily commute, see Vulpixes lighting fires in the wood.
>The rain has recently lessened, so the fires are actually growing to be larger than they normally would be.
>I usually either stomp the fires out and shoo them off, then tell a ranger.
>Lazy fuck can't do his job properly.
>Go back to work one morning.
>Birds are gambling with Caterpie bits and chucking bird food at me.
>Ask coworkers to help. They've both decided to count 8 AM as their "Brunch" hour.
>Cleaning poop when they step in it and scratch my back with their talons.
>Leave. Birds fly from their coop.
>Walk home.
>Ranger is nowhere to be found.
>Massive forest fire approaching Violet.
Anons, I don't care about anything else. I'm going to lose my job, my coworkers are going to get chewed out, and my mother will give me piss for it, but those birds will suffer, and that's all that matters.
I'm going to go on an adventure, and I've found my starter.
