Quoted By:
"I, MISTY-sama, EMPRESS of /padt/, WORLD CHAMPION and Ash’s soon to be FERTILIZED wife, proudly reign over:
SHITrena, Queen of all the jobbers, and my slave.
Luis, my one and only true jester, and other slave.
Scott, my other jester and slave.
JIZZelle, who I’ve become far stronger than.
Takeshi SHITdo, who my friends needlessly warned me about.
PearlSISSIES, who cried like BITCHES once they saw my return.
My big sisters, who provided a… light workout… and awakened my wish to become the STRONGEST in the Universe.
Brock, who got rid of most of my fodder “””rivals””” after I cunningly provoked him… just as PLANNED.
JOBris, whose incomparably puny frame availed her not a WHIT and was rightfully cast out of the Ashbowl by my hand.
SHILLie, who was never even a THREAT.
MOEay McTits, who I knocked out of the running with such ease, she DARES not speak again.
FAGoh, who tried and FAILED to turn our hero into a HOMO.
LatiASS, who's firmly placed herself as an amnesiac plot device AT BEST.
The showrunners, whose “””power””” I’m not scared of (I hope they don't kill my beloved punching bags, but I am also too amused to help them…)"
