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>One day, you decide to become real competent and lead a ultra-successful life.
>You succeed and meet the girl/boy of your dreams.
>You eventually marry her/him and enter your dream house.
>She/he goes there first because reasons.
>You're finally there.
>You've been waiting for this day so much.
>So hype for first intimacy with IRL dream waifu/husbando.
>The house is all dark though.
>You go in, and call your spouse.
>Deep, gruff grunts can be heard from upstairs.
>Turning on the lights, you notice the house is a mess as well, full of cracked dishes.
>You quickly grab your fave gun and hurry upstairs to bring whatever justice you can
>Busting open the door reveals pic related.
>In a sorta guttural voice, it speaks:
>"H-honey, I can explain..."
What do you do?
