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>>32645054
imagine hugging your best friend klinklang but it accidentally sucks you in with its unstoppable gears and watches in horror as it helplessly crushes your skull and spine with its metal body. i'm hard as a fucking rock

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 04:22:44 No.32645503 Report

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>>32644954

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 04:25:23 No.32645524 Report

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>>32644975
>not wanting to hug your favorite pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 04:26:51 No.32645536 Report

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 04:29:23 No.32645550 Report

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Because it isn't real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 04:29:25 No.32645551 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 04:30:21 No.32645561 Report

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maybe not completely unhuggable, but it wouldn't be a nice experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 04:40:26 No.32645620 Report

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>>32645550
Silly anonymous, all pokémon are fictitious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 04:49:46 No.32645671 Report

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>>32645551
Given that Pheromosa is a clean freak it wouldn't allow you to come close without thorough grooming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 07:56:32 No.32646370 Report

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>>32645551
thank mr skeltal
Seriously, it's as thin as a match. Hugging it would probably snap it in half or worse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 08:04:38 No.32646384 Report

Quoted By: >>32647708 >>32647781 >>32652905

she's 30 ft tall

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 08:43:19 No.32646473 Report

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>>32644954

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 09:38:06 No.32646665 Report

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>>32646473
F

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 11:35:32 No.32647073 Report

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>>32645040

Blah blah Rapidash blah blah Ash blah blah doesn't damage friends blah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 11:55:24 No.32647127 Report

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>>32645049
You can hug it from behind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 12:00:43 No.32647140 Report

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>>32644954
It hurts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 12:02:50 No.32647145 Report

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>>32645524
None of the pokemon posted in this thread are my favorites

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 12:10:21 No.32647167 Report

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>>32647140
but you can in the inside

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 12:15:58 No.32647186 Report

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>>32646473
delete this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 14:43:52 No.32647658 Report

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>>32647167
corsola's are for bullying

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 14:47:51 No.32647674 Report

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>>32645503
Its spines are retractile so you can hug it, good look lifting it up though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 14:51:56 No.32647689 Report

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>>32647674
Nevermind it's just 20kg, I thought a steel ball + retarded pokémon weights would make it at least 100kg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 14:52:15 No.32647693 Report

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>>32646473
I wonder if that "Ponyta/Rapidash isn't scorching if it likes trainer" thing applies here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 14:55:11 No.32647708 Report

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>>32646384
You can hug her toes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 14:57:36 No.32647726 Report

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>>32647689
>retarded pokémon weights
anon pokemon are retardedly light, not heavy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 15:05:13 No.32647764 Report

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I'd do it anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 15:08:43 No.32647781 Report

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>>32646384
she's a large lass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 15:15:27 No.32647808 Report

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 15:20:44 No.32647842 Report

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>>32645040
Ghost types too. Pic very related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 15:25:47 No.32647867 Report

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>>32647708

Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 15:35:31 No.32647913 Report

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>>32647781
For UBs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2017 20:12:20 No.32649303 Report

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>>32646370
the physical defense value checks out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 00:14:08 No.32650596 Report

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>>32645536
>filename
That's a Shedinja, anon
Speaking of which, I don't see why you couldn't hug a Shedinja. Just make sure not to look at its back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 00:23:59 No.32650646 Report

Quoted By: >>32658498

There are no unhuggable pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 00:25:04 No.32650650 Report

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>>32645536
>hug shedinja
>crush its hollow shell like its brittle paper machet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 00:25:24 No.32650656 Report

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>>32647127
You can hug it from the front too if you're careful enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 00:29:12 No.32650676 Report

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>>32650650
But it can only be harmed by super effective attacks, and I don't think a hug would be super effective against it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 00:33:43 No.32650702 Report

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>>32647808
There's nothing technically stopping you from Araquanid. Just have someone there to pull you out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 00:42:25 No.32650728 Report

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>>32647674
They aren't retractile, but they can be fired off.
New ones appear to grow back immediately though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 04:20:34 No.32651954 Report

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>>32650702
Alternatively, the Araquanid could probably stick a leg or two into its bubble and push you out if you got stuck in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 04:29:46 No.32651993 Report

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>>32651954
But would it . . .

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 04:34:29 No.32652014 Report

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>>32651993
That depends on which one of its dex entries you choose to believe in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 05:19:29 No.32652235 Report

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>>32647127
You can also grab it's dick from behind and keep stroking it until he's on his knees. Then while you're on him you could start fucking his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 05:54:34 No.32652433 Report

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>>32651993
If your not a dick and your It's trainer or maybe someone close to It's trainer I'm sure it would

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 06:09:38 No.32652495 Report

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>>32644975
Because he/she's a fucking weirdo.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 06:26:41 No.32652562 Report

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>>32650676
hugs can be rock type

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 08:29:27 No.32652895 Report

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People will still waifu this deathtrap

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 08:34:40 No.32652905 Report

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>>32646384
STOP POSTING THIS SHITTY ARTWORK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 11:25:58 No.32653367 Report

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>>32645187
That reminds me of this dream I had where this hulking Bewear grabbed me from behind with a bear hug, whipped out its throbbing member, and had its way with me until my spine snapped in twain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 11:28:09 No.32653377 Report

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>>32652014
Araquanid, the Pyroland pokemon

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 11:46:25 No.32653430 Report

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 15:39:32 No.32654251 Report

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You can't hug a Pokemon with nuclear arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 16:03:22 No.32654380 Report

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>>32654251
My sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 16:15:59 No.32654441 Report

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can't hug shit

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 16:27:34 No.32654493 Report

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>>32647073

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 16:28:49 No.32654500 Report

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>>32652895
Can someone explain this meme?

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 16:31:14 No.32654509 Report

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>>32653367
This is the actual Pokedex entry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 16:50:02 No.32654587 Report

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>>32654500
Gardevoir has a sharp horn protruding from the center of its chest

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 21:12:23 No.32655955 Report

Quoted By: >>32656997

I would anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 21:22:02 No.32655999 Report

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>>32647842
nah man, those is huggin arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 21:54:20 No.32656173 Report

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>>32654587
its a horn?

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 22:03:43 No.32656235 Report

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>>32656173
I call it a spike, personally. Horn probably isn't the best term for it, since horns are usually on the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 22:07:53 No.32656271 Report

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>>32656235
By which logic this would be a spine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 22:14:49 No.32656316 Report

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>>32644954
Regice

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 23:54:13 No.32656790 Report

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Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2017 23:55:15 No.32656800 Report

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 00:03:54 No.32656851 Report

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>>32656790
>>32656800
>Pokémon that can't be hugged
>Espurr
Something here doesn't add up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 00:04:39 No.32656860 Report

Quoted By: >>32656893

Can Volcarona be hugged
because I'd like to snuggle with warm fuzzy moth

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 00:09:05 No.32656883 Report

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>>32656851
Whoops, wrong thread
Take this Pokemon you shouldn't hug as compensation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 00:09:55 No.32656893 Report

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>>32656860
If it has Flame Body, touching it could burn you, so that could be a problem.
But if Volcarona can control its temperature enough to not burn you, you'd be fine.
And I hope that's the case, because I'd like to hug one too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 00:22:07 No.32656958 Report

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>>32656235
Bulbapediuh calls it a horn

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 00:27:14 No.32656997 Report

Quoted By: >>32658498

>>32655955
youre not the only one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2017 05:12:47 No.32658498 Report

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>>32644954
???

The arms are only sharp on the corners, not the paper part. Hug is possible, it just curls its arms around you.

>>32647693
Anime rules always apply to stuff like this, also consider Pokemon Amie for other things.

>>32650646
Bewear can't hug non-Mimikyu ghosts.

>>32653367
>>32656997
hot

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