>>29104567>hey Gary>you did worse than Ash in every league you entered>your cheerleaders all abandoned you>everything you do is just a pale imitation of what your grand-dad does. Oh, you research fossil Pokemon at your lab? Well good news cuz there's dozens of people in the Pokemon universe who do that.>Oh, you beat Ash once in a rematch in Sinnoh? Yeah, with a fucking repeat of Paul's ace. You're not even his best rival, you're a pale imitation of someone who was originally based on YOU>It's no surprise that Gary Oak is practically /vp/'s mascot. He's an immature child who uses pathetic insults and acts like he's better than he is.Oh look. Little loser bitch boy Ass Ketchum is still upset over his mother giving me my middle name.
Hey Ash, don't you have some "Best friends" to dump at my grandfather's lab and forget about forever?
Or maybe you'd like to scare away some more women with beta attitude about loss. "Oh, it's okay Pikachu. We tried our best". HA!
At least I had a fallback plan for the rest of my life. All you have is a "Fall back" plan.
You fall on your back, and then let the world fuck you without any lube.