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>Be me
>Pokémon Trainer with an Eevee as my loyal companion.
>Decide it's time to catch some Z's and head to bed.
>Curl up under the cozy blankets, feeling all comfy and snug.
>Eevee nestles beside me, its fluffy fur providing the perfect warmth.
>Fall into a deep slumber, dreaming of epic battles and legendary encounters.
>Suddenly, I wake up to a strange sensation.
>Rub my eyes, thinking I'm still half-asleep and imagining things.
>Nope, it's real. My Eevee has transformed into an Umbreon overnight.
>Panic.exe activates at max level.
>Scramble out of bed, tripping over my own feet in the process.
>"What happened to you, Eevee?!"
>Umbreon looks at me with its piercing red eyes, looking all mysterious and edgy.
>It emits an eerie purr, as if saying, "I have evolved, my dude."
>Realize that I now have a full-on edgelord Pokémon instead of my adorable Eevee.
>Life choices suddenly come into question.
>Decide to roll with it. After all, Umbreon is still a cool Pokémon, right?
>Try to hug Umbreon, but it gives me a glare that says, "Touch me and you'll regret it."
>Awkwardly pat it on the head instead, trying to salvage some semblance of a bond.
>Decide to give Umbreon an edgy name like "Shadowblade" or "Moonstrike."
>Feels like I'm part of some weird Pokémon version of "The Twilight Saga."
>Worry about what my friends will think when they see my transformation from Eevee to Umbreon.
>Realize that the internet will definitely find this hilarious and absurd.
>Open up my laptop and start typing out the wild tale on 4chan.
>Share the greentext story, knowing that Anons will either laugh or call me a delusional Pokémon Trainer.
>Get ready for the onslaught of comments and memes, embracing the absurdity of my new Umbreon companion.
>Welcome to my new life, where Eevee dreams turn into edgy Umbreon reality.
