>>16842402http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ppA9Y8AmHM"Hey guys, look over here, DEAD PEOPLE!~"
"Huh?"
"Wha?"
"Sui?"
Shauna calls out to her boy toys, whereupon they both discover three mutilated, moldy corpses, encased in blocks of ice. From the looks of it, the three of them were left for dead, deserted at the peak with little supplies and nothing to do but sit down, lie back, and accept death with open arms.
Of course Shauna doesn't care about that shit though, "Oh my gosh, look at these guys, they're wearing crowns! They look so fashionable!~"
"Uh, Shauna? I really don't think the first thing we should be focusing on is their fashion..."
However, Shauna doesn't listen to her fatass friend. Instead, she releases the three corpses from their ice block prisons with a few swift kicks in the right places.
Trevor gets closer to the three bodies despite his fear of anything dead and idle, "Hmm.... Shauna, this is an intriguing find! According to my amateur carbon dating skills, these corpses date back to before the time of evangelicalism! Furthermore, the crowns seem to be similar to the ones found in Unova's Abyssal Ruins. Yes...Yes... This is all tying together nicely..."
Tierno and Shauna's eyes both begin to sparkle brightly, "SUUUUUUUUUUGOOOOOOI~!?"
Trevor nods, a faint blush appearing on his cheeks from the attention, "R-Right, u-um, anyhow, my studies suggest that these people come from..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJ1B_2b17s"A LAND BEFORE OUR TIME!"A) Steal their clothes because casual shit at the top of a mountain just won't cut it.
B) Raid their sacks for 3,000+ year old food.
C) Resort to cannibalism.
D) Steal their crowns for scientifically fashionable purposes.