>>18229308Although easily intimidated by the comment, our hero pushes through and insists on his stance of helping out those in need, "I care not about my alignment! Rogues are better than knights anyway, for they are dark and always in shadow."
Really? Did you just say that? The Narrator sincerely hopes they aren't just paying you small fries by the hour just for this gig, you'll never make it into the major leagues that way.
The king fights back with a truthful retort, "And yet you say that, but what shall happen when the lunging rogue is finally discovered by a troop of powerful knights with the fighting capability of a thousand pantaloons? WHAT? WHAT SHALL HAPPEN?"
The Narrator is aiming for a cross between strip tease Twister and a fashion show. Can we do one of those? Do you think they'll care if we do it in the middle of this?
You don't have an answer for him. Instead, you turn around, hold your cute ass and tight balls high, and step out.
"Whether you like it or not, father, I am going to slay the Jabberpocky in order to protect our village and save our flour supplies. It is within my moral code, and I refuse to step down and be stuck with a wife I care not much for."
"But you can't kill the Jabberpocky, he's like...the ONLY reason anyone comes to Camphrier Town, tourism, Calmé, it's what drives our flour economy to get our flour mills to produce flour. IT'S ALL IN A CYCLE, YOU CAN'T BREAK IT!"
"Just watch me try..."Oh wow, such edge from such a lanky toothpick body.
As you walk out, Ali-Ali clumsily flutters after you.
A) Visit a bakery, their flour is what the dragon wants, right?
B) Visit a spiritual medium who will help you on the path to rogueism.
C) Visit your childhood friend's house.
D) Start gitting gud by lifting.
