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Fuck Vanilluxe. No seriously. Worst pokémon of all time.
Where do I even start with this shit? By the stupid cross-eyed faces? By the lmao so retard happy smiley face of ice pellets on it's back? The fact that of all animals, all humanshape, all the object possibilities they actually decided an ice-cream was a good idea?
Also it has the worst fanbase I ever seen. Yeah yeah you could argue Gardevoir or whatever but every single Vanilluxefag is a complete contrarian hipster cunt. Never seen one actually defend Vanilluxe they just scream "HURRDUR VOLTORB AND MUK!!!!" and then highfive each other for their argument skills.
>But anon, Vanilluxe is not ice-cream, it's ice ans snow xDDDDD
Ah the classic argument. Never mind the fact that its name is derivative of ice-cream terms, or the facts that it has scoops with swirls on top, or the straw (that looks stupid and unnatural), and that the bottom part looks EXACTLY like a double-scoop ice-cream cone. Nope, Vanilluxe's inspiration is solely stalactites and ice, I believe you. For the record te Avalugg does that concept better
>HURRDUUURRR EXEGGUTE IS A FOODMON
You'd have a point if exeggute was a bunch of scrambled eggs, but since it's just a bunch of eggs, it's as much as a foodmon as fucking Emboar. Fuck you
>UR LE GENWUNNER! FUCK GEN 1!!1
And the classiest of them all. Clearly I must hate Haxorus, Dragalge, Clawitzer and many other amazing designs because I don't like a fucking ice-cream cone. Also I jerk off to Mewtwo
