>>16833081Casually, Sycamore retrieves a bottle of Musky Moist Tiger from his pocket, but he doesn't just spray it on like a faggot would. No, no, spritzes aren't enough for a man as based as Sycamore. Instead, he unscrews the cap and pours the godly, brimming concoction all over his body while crying a cry of victory.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
After drenching himself, Sycamore runs a hand through his hair, then whips it about before taking off, his speed and charisma greatly increasing. He heads out of the Borders and starts to close in on Sinbad.
"MR. SINBAD, MY SON--MY DYING SON, NEEDS THAT GUIDEBOOK! HE'S DYING YOU KNOW! Il ne vivra pas pour voir l'année prochaine!"
Using his burger assimilation powers, Sinbad forces his palm on a fatfuck and molds him into approximately forty-two Good Burgers, which he then slaps onto the ground as an obstacle.
"NEVER! MY BOY NEEDS THIS BOOK, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, FRENCHIE!"
Back at the store, the hipster cashier takes out his cell phone not a second afterward, "Hello? Is this like, management?"
"Yeah. We're gonna have to foreclose on this location too. God. We're like....neo-Blockbuster or something. Why doesn't anybody read anymore?"
He doesn't even realize that Sinbad didn't pay for the guidebook.
>Sycamore...A) Utilizes his own powers of assimilation.
B) Summons the closest thing to a tiger Pokemon to his side.
C) Jacks one of the other Pokemon that everyone's riding.
D) Activates mach 10 Pidgeot levitation powers.
