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>just want to play some standard games because I'm high
>absolutely decimate and demolish the opposing team in the first game with other randos
>like they literally only scored 9 points before surrendering halfway into the match
>next 2 games involve me going bottom and facing the entire enemy team while my dipshit teammates live exclusively on top and do jackshit
>2 losses, bot game, 2 more of the exact same games except we somehow manage to win one
Wow, the balancing is real. I know it's standard but come the fuck on. How is it that several teams after that win had a coordinated bottom offense? Like they knew the importance of Drednaw, when bees spawned, contesting mobs, etc. Meanwhile all I can get is a little babby Charmander who stays in lane for 10 sec before wandering to steal jungle mobs or just look at the scenery. Like fuck, this game must have algorithms to determine exactly how hard to fuck you by selecting teammates that stay on top and never go bottom. I call them "toptards" and they are the bane of my existence.
