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>no "guru"
Let me change that
Yo, uh
We all wanna be the guru
Shiny head, guru gonna moon you
Dare to step, he's who you're gonna lose to
Uh, guru's to get used to
And his cards all goin to the moon too
Enter the card vault, see the zard pulled out
Flauntin PSA 10, gem mint suckin in the clout
Guru's one to exalt, market moves are his fault, tastin salt? All the jealous haters can't doubt
We all wanna be Collectibles Guru
Mansions, millions, all dat revenue, he accrues
If you whine at his tiktok, he'll see through you
It takes a blue, losin' screwball
to mess with the cueball;
the guru
30k, Logan Paul's his posse
Can't contain his domain as he's conquerin the hobby
Take a gander at his treasury you'll find the box; X Deoxy
While you over here chuckin rocks, but he got a sturdy body
Even Ttard can't compare
Silver bars don't match up to the millionaire
Crypto Emperor, he's King of the dollar short
Sweepin' away that discounting Tyranitar
And you know that he won't post a screen with a date
And as for his real date, he'll only masturbate
But to save himself it isn't too late
As self-improvement is what the guru
Propagates
Follow him, and you'll never be a loser
You can sift through the secondary markets like a barracuda
Grabbin all the gains, clearin out the store lanes
You can even get the Star Raycooza
And be a wooer
Uh
We all wanna be the guru
Shiny head, guru gonna moon you
Dare to step, he's who you're gonna lose to
Uh, guru's to get used to
And his cards all goin to the moon too
