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>Be me
>Have neighbour
>He's cool, doesn't go outdoors much though
>He spends most of his time with his clefable
>It's all he ever talks about whenever we catch up at the pokémarket
>He says he doesn't even train the damn thing
>Apparently it just stares at the moon all the time and he silently watches
>He swears that its eye still follow the route of the moon during the day
>Think he's a typical fairyfag
>Go to alola to catch a salandit
>Caught one
>Plan to train him and prove that fairy's are lameshit
>Train for a week
>Sleep at hotel before the flight back tommorow
>Neigbour calls me in the middle of the night
>He's freaking out
>He rants about having visions of "the union" in his sleep
>He's convinced the clefable is behind it
>Tell him to call the police or someone else if he's that worried
>He starts crying and says no one else is picking up
>Sobbing continues for a couple second before the sound begins to cut of
>Hear bits of screaming
>Call ends
>Try to call again
>Number doesn't exist
>Kind of weirded out, but decide to go back to sleep
>Go back home
>His house is gone
>His lawn is gone
>Like someone cut it out and stitched the remaining edges together
>Ask my new neighbour if he knew what happened to my old one
>Fucker says he lived there for years
>Think he's talking out of his ass
>Ask someone else
>Same answer
>Ask someone else again
>Same answer
>Ask everyone who could possibly know the guy
>Same answer
>Check my call history
>Phone is bricked
I've avoided fairies like the plague since then and yet I still hear cutesy giggling when I'm alone sometimes.
