>>34961779I actually have a scarily similar story. This happened two weeks ago.
>Be me, sophomore in college>In a jokingly easy filler course, just sit in the back and play Pokemon Y or study for real classes>Neckbeard dude who wears the same ASF shirt every single day asks to see my team >Infernape, Zoroark, Luxray, Crobat, Hydreigon, Gengar >Says I have a "normie" team, but that there's a Pokemon club on campus that meets on Friday nights, and that I should go>Also been getting my GF into Pokemon. She's got UM, so I decide to invite her too>Club met in the engineering building, which is notorious for smelling like curry and BO.>Walk in with GF to find 20 'tistics staring at her like she was some kind of Pokemon waifu>ASF fag introduces me to the group>Asks, and I shit you not, "To whom do I owe the pleasure, ma'am?" with a bow of the head>Girlfriend awkwardly responds with her name, trying to mask her discomfort>ASFfag says we need to battle some asshole to "Gauge our skills.">I win. Asshole was a psychic type mono. Maybe so he could pretend to be a gym leader or some shit>GF battles him, loses because she's on the seventh gym>Calls my GF a "faker", even after she explains she's new at the game>Says that no girl can be a "true gamer">ASFfag is getting really close to her, eyeing her bits. Says that she can stay, and that they need a girl in the group>GF says fuck no, and wants to leave. So do I>ASFfag says, "What, you're leaving? You've actually got potential. I was gonna give you a shiny Lopunny.">Tell them the room smells like blue cheese, that Lopunny sucks, and that they need to fucking get laid>GF doesn't like Pokemon anymoreAnd they say chivalry is dead. Because it is. With that being said, I'd smash a Nidoqueen pretty hard