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gonna make this thread even worse lads
Today's the day, I've been planning this vacation for months now, and after I'm done here, I'll be heading out to start my hiking trip through the mountains of Sinnoh.
For now, I'm stocking up on canned goods for the trip, walking up and down the aisles of the PokeMart for food I can eat during my trek.
Filling my cart with cans of chili and beans, I walk up to the till to pay for my stuff. While waiting in line I look around to see a warning sign on the wall behind the cashier, it's a PSA about pokemon safety or something.
"Warning to all travelers! August marks the start of Skarmory breeding season! Please be cautious, and stay away from the nests of these metal birds, they will not hesitate to protect their young!"
That's a bit ominous, Skarmory build their nests in bushes on the sides of mountains; I guess that's just something I'll have to look out for on my trip.
After paying for my stuff, I head out to my car and start driving out to the campsite where I'll be staying for the night. Along the road there are a lot of signs warning about Skarmory around this area, I didn't know these birds could be such a nuisance this time of year, I've heard about them messing up telephone wires but this is a bit much!
A short time later, I arrive at my spot and set up my tent for the night. Crawling into the soft, warm sleeping bag, I start to drift off to sleep, ready to get a nice nap before the big day. Unfortunately, hours into the night, I'm jolted awake to a cacophony of metallic screeching coming from outside of my tent, it sounds like a territorial dispute between Skarmory or something. I can't say my knowledge of pokemon biology is up to date, but isn't a mating thing, is it? Flipping through the little almanac I bought, I get to the section on Skarmory, and to my surprise, it is exactly that.
