>>51077407A young female Ultra Recon Squad cadet stumbled upon a strange planet populated by Dittos 69 thousand lightyears away from PokeEarth. Her Lunala lost her power after colliding with too much dark matter spheres while in the wormhole so Lunala had to lay dormant and recharge.
While exploring, she realized that ground is wobbly for some reason. And everything is covered in bluish pink goo. The Dittos are quite tame, for now. Some of them tried to mimic the Squad cadet but because of their lack of experience encountering something that doesn't look like them, their best effort look like a gooey version of her. Feeling safe to be around them, the Squad cadet set up a camp while waiting for her Lunala to recover.
A few hours later, night time arrives. The planet apparently has 3 moons visible on the sky. The cadet calculates that her Lunala will be fully recharged in 2 to 3 hours. Even though the night is dark, there's a strange pink glow coming from the ground. She deduces that it might be geoluminescence but the wild Dittos have similar glow from them too...
Waiting for Lunala to charge is too long. The young cadet need to pee. She hides behind a large blue transluscent boulder, undress her pants, squats down facing the boulder and starts to do her business. Once the first droplet of hot liquid hits the boulder, it starts to move wobbily. It's not a boulder... It's an Alpha shiny Ditto! And he doesn't look too pleased that the girl disturbed his slumber...
The cadet are surprised and terrified by the sudden thrashing of the large Ditto. She fell on her butt while her piss gushes out even stronger from the shock. To make it even worse, the ground starts to shake and tremble as her piss pooling around her crotch and butt. The ground is shaking so much, the Alpha Ditto decides to retreat for now. But she is much closer to danger than before.
