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The Things Loud Kirlia (Henceforth referred to as Elaine) is not allowed to do while at the Mega Evolution Research Lab.
1. Elaine is not allowed to eat Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches between 12:00-5:00 AM. Personnel caught giving her peanut butter & jelly sandwiches will be reprimanded.
2. Telling the new interns that "Professor Sycamore is super gay all the time :) ."
3. Elaine is not allowed to "Howl at the full moon", because she think's she'll turn into a 'Werekirlia'.
4. Shout the phrase "HELL YEAH!" more than 4 times consecutively in any given day.
5. Elaine is not allowed to touch or take Gardevoir-S1's (Henceforth referred to as Astrid) Gardevoirite. If it is discovered on Elaine's person or materials, you must inform Professor Sycamore or Astrid immediately.
-̶5̶A̶.̶ ̶"̶U̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶I̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶L̶L̶Y̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶!̶"̶
--̶5̶B̶.̶ ̶"̶N̶O̶.̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶"̶D̶o̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶T̶o̶u̶c̶h̶"̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶B̶a̶n̶s̶h̶e̶e̶!̶"̶
-5C. Elaine & Astrid are not allowed to edit this document.
6. Elaine is not to spend more than 10 minutes per day within 20 feet of Ditto-4.
7. Elaine is not allowed to touch any of the female personnel in the "Chesticles (breast)", even if she's curious about their purpose.
7A. Even if Professor Sycamore said she could, she cannot!
