>>47587632Blastoise is a fucking disappointment
I will be generous, anon.
I'm judging him by his original design, before he got oversimplified/exaggerated as the years went on, back when he had better proportions and his guns actually shot water out of the canons and his arms could reasonably move.
Blastoise is still a fucking disappointment
He has nothing in common with his prior forms aside from being a turtle. He's less interesting, trading the wisened and aged motif and the tail that resembled crashing waves or seaweed with "gun".
His entire being, hell his entire design, is extremely boring because it's literally a turtle with "guns". If you remove the canons Blastoise just looks like a generic animal. He also sucks otherwise because everything about him is designed to revolve around "gun"
Dex entries?
>"lol gun shoot">"he heavy so he can shoot gun">"but he also use gun to be fast"Mega:
>"I know, THREE guns!"G-Max form:
>"Fuck it let's just slap a shitload of guns all over this guy without regard for the fact that his spine and organs kinda need the shell space"I'd be more forgiving if there was more to his design but there's just nothing else. The cannons don't even LOOK natural. At least other gun and cannon themed Pokemon integrated it in a natural, reasonable and even kind of cool way for an animal monster to do so (Octillary has the mouth that's common in Octopus Monsters in Japan that it uses as a bazooka, Clawitzer uses it's giant claw as a howitzer, Sandaconda has his nose for a shotgun barrel, etc) and they all look natural and functional for what they are. It doesn't look like it was photoshopped onto them because it's part of what they are.
Blastoise's cannons are just fucking metal pipes that jut out the back. They don't look natural or have much logic to them. Blastoise, if it were released nowadays, would be completely shat on (and rightfully so) as a generic and boring design.
tl;dr:
It's shit
You're shit