>>36375319Gen 5s Pokemon are so poorly designed that the amount of work needed to make them not dog shit may be more work than just wiping the majority of them from existence and starting from scratch, but excluding that here's what needs to be changed.
First though, here's the irredeemable lines which need to be erased completely.
>Garbage>Ice cream>Gears>Elemental monkeys>Genies>Pigeon>Starters>My moms dog>The gay cactus>Scrafty>Goth>Keldeo>Snot bear>Retarded flatfish>Diaper vulture>Darmaniwhatever the fuck it's calledAlright now that we've trimmed the worthless, juvenile pile of shit fat from the game, we can start improving it.
>HydreigonBased off a fucking Hydra (practically designs itself) and brings shame to it completely. Looks like the two heads either side of it are fucking sock puppets.
Needs heads that actually look alive and intimidating.
>VenipedeOnce again, based off of something that is very vicious looking, very nimble, something that should be guaranteed to have a good design yet fucks it up completely.
It is stumpy looking (literally has the body shape of an alpaca), stands on 4 legs when it's designed after a fucking centipede, looks slow as shit, doesn't look like it has a lot of manueverability and there's no real emphesis on the primary parts of a centipede, aka the legs and whisker-like antennae
>KrookodileCringe worthy as fuck. Shoulda stayed on all 4s like Sandile.
>SwannaTechnically irrelevant now since it's already been changed but its pose in gen 5 is homosex as fuck. Thankfully in the later generations its shown flying so I don't have to look at that gay fucking disgusting post.
God even looking through this shitty dex again is knocking me ill. Its like the devs comissioned a bunch of deviant art literal whos to make these designs and told them to make them appeal to toddlers.
