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>be me, lifelong dragon bro
>been close with Axew buddy since like 4 years old, parents both dragon trainers too so learning how to control and befriend them was easy
>current team consists of Hax bro (fully evolved), recently-evolved Zweilous, Dratini
>fun fact: Zweilous heads stop fighting if they can't see each other, and giving them Mudsdale blinders is an extremely easy way to prevent that (use bike helmets if they keep fighting because otherwise they will not stop)
>doing very well until parents move to Icirrus City
>too broke to move out on my own, parents want to be closer to Dragonspiral and refuse to change minds
>now have to deal with daily Stunfisk incidents and a shit ton of snow in the winter
I wish I could just get a job and move out but nobody around wants to hire me because of my team and I don't have family that'll take me to another region or something. Every time we leave the house during the warmer months there's like a 40% chance one of the bros is gonna step on a Stunfisk and try to beat the shit out of it, and the retarded whoopee cushion fucks just keep shocking until we have to go to the center. Genuinely considering running away at this point and fucking off to Hoenn or something, at least there I can keep training dragons without getting dirty looks. What do
