>>45947650No anon, I do not jest. You don't seem to understand how serious I truly am. This pokemon was made for loving cuddles and death-grip struggle fucking. Just looks at it's moves. You could get a gastrodon with sticky hold and have it hold on to you for dear life as you fuck it's brains out to the point where it'd be an unconscious drooling mess and it'd still be holding on to your cock like it's it's only tether to the mortal plain, or you could go the bukkake route and have one with storm drain which would make it suck every single drop of cum out of you. Just imagine it. You're lying in bed, holding your gastrodon in a bear hug as you thrust in and out of it as it tongue-fucks your throat, and every time you cum it literally sucks your semen straight out of you. Unbelievable. How could human women even compete with semen demons like gastrodon going on cummie patrol on all coastlines? It even secretes a sticky purple fluid that makes it so anything it doesn't want to leave can't. You could wear gastrodon like a reverse backpack and jog-fuck it into a coma. Just imagine. Also it's only 3ft long, so you could use it like the fleshy wet onahole that it wishes it was. You act surprised, but I know that if gastrodon were real we'd all be taking a slice of that pussy pie.
