>>45947799Rings? Marriage? These are human constructs made because people fear their spouse will one day grow tired of them and leave in the night. A religious contract, in a roundabout way. What need would creatures as pure as Pokemon have for an antiqued contract that exists to force their lover to stay by their side and raise their children instead of running away when the going gets tough? No, my love of gastro pussy goes back farther than rings and ceremonies. It goes back farther than religion or even organized settlements. My love of gastro pussy goes back farther than nature, the elements, even time itself. My love of gastro pussy comes from the essence of God himself. People say God rested on the 7th day, but I know the truth. I know he spent the 7th day fantasizing about wet sweaty slug orgies. And that dream gave birth to me. My wanton lust for Gastro holes has been around before the elements were created, and it'll be around after our universe turns to dust. My slugfucking fantasies are an echo through the cosmos proving that we as a species exist, and we long for what we cannot have.
