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Imagine not imagining getting swallowed by that sword thing oh hey that's what I'm already doing so here's the thing right diantha was walking in the kalos region this was before she had any pokemon by the way and even though she eventually became champion she didn't lose her owning pokemon virginity until she was 22 weird right I know besides that she was walking down the foresty path to that one mansion place alone without any pokemon when someone grabbed her by the ankles and pulled her into the bushes much to her surprise and when she came to she was in a secret underground base where someone then said "oh ho ho ho welcome and I'm dating someone who will become santa!" then the chair turned around and lusamine was sitting in a boss chair only to make diantha say "um you dragged me by my ankles and I couldn't get free and I want to leave can I leave" causing lusamine to go from a white person into a red person and scream "RU RIRR BIKAMI CHUAMUPION RAITOU NAO!!!" but diantha shook her head because she didn't want to become champion but that infuriated lusamine: furious mode so she sent out a honedge making diantha scared "oh no is that honedge I heard it eats people!" and then honedge swallowed the 22 year old who was dragged by her ankles that didn't own any pokemon making honedge fat for a moment before excreeting her from what hole no one knows but what people except diantha do know is that diantha became champion that day and forgot everything about her first 22 years of life all thanks to lusamine oh wait darn it I imagined that sword thing swallowing someone well I guess I can't be living anymore if you excuse me I'm going to go meditate and practise not imagining that sword thing swallowing people I hope other people can do the same some day that would be really cool in my opinion but at least they know the story of how even an ugly stupid failure like most people on this board can become a champion which makes me wonder if diantha browses this board maybe
