>>37422940Oh Serperior, best and most regal of all serpents, he who has preferred a kingdom of coils to one of stone walls since time began. My only regret, my sole single bright blue tear of conceited selfish regret, is that I may never fully be able to satisfy your other hungers. I readily accept that a morsel such as myself may never fill your glorious belly after a day of dominating all that exist beneath you, but the reality that I am simply not designed, not truly -equipped- for the task of satisfying every possible desire you could ever have, shames me beyond words as someone who wishes you to be all that you can ever be. After all, you bestow honor after honor upon (and repeatedly inside) me; how can any sapient being be so crude as to not ache inside with desire to rise to the occasion of their ever-rewarding betters?