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I've had a lot of favorites over the years, but ever since I saw him my permanent all-time favorite has to be Golurk. Why?
>Giant fucking robot Pokemon
>HAUNTED giant fucking robot Pokemon
>Legs turn into a rocket to fly
>Based on the legendary Golem of Prague (look it up)
>Actually a golem, unlike that soccer ball lizard pretender
>Specifically punches harder than any other Pokemon
>Wanna punch him back? LOLnope, he's a ghost
>Shiny is fucking nuclear powered
>Hits EVERYTHING super effective
>Takes hits like a champ
>Did I mention he's a giant ghost robot with literal fists of iron
>That you can fly around on like a magic carpet
>And is your best friend
>Basically your very own Iron Giant
Basically Golurk is the greatest Pokemon ever and if you disagree you're a wrong idiot. Unfortunately he's slow and has some shitty weaknesses so the Smogonfags say he's bad but who gives a fuck what those guys have to say? Not I.
