>>21200103Greninja, Charizard, Jigglypuff, Sheik, Dark Pit, Dr. Mario, and Lucina are all blown the fuck out once more by the power of the almighty Captain Falcon. Adding to the impressive possibly record-breaking score for the captain.
Greninja for one, just can't take anymore of this pain, and he's sure that the rest of the brawlers all feel the same way. With a croak of despair, he looks up to the sky and asks the gods if there's someone, ANYONE alive in the known universes who has the power, abilities, skill, deepest lore, legendary status, and maymay reputation to match Falcon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwtwhzGAldkAnd that's when some fat jew waltzes in.
A) Oh wait, no, my mistake, he loses too.
B) DON'T MESS WITH THE WAH.