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So, what's your favorite Pokemon?
FUCK YOU, NOBODY CARES BECAUSE IT SURE AS SHIT ISN'T AS AWESOME AS THIS HERE AGGRON
LOOK AT THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER
Aggronis basically what you'd get if you put steel-platin on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A FUCKING STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR? Check this shit out: Aggron's not only a steel type, but he's a rock type too. Those are like the two most badass types in the game - this nigga's tougher than diamonds. Diamonds are a girl's best friend? FUCK THAT SHIT. Get your bitch an Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck your dick on the spot, guaranteed.
What does your Pokemon eat? Berries? Poffins? Man-made shit from a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH, STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING GROUND. Not only that, but he claims an entire mountain as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf. And he'll even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and shit. HELL YEAH, SAVE THE EARTH YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!
Now hold on your ass, cause here comes some T E C H N I C A L S H I T.
So Aggron's got his move called head smash. It's pretty much the manliest move ever - he headbutts your weak-ass Pokemon at full force with his fuckawesome steel pikes and shit. The move has 150 base power, Aggron has 110 base attack, and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage. What this means in non-pokefag is that AGGRON WILL FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. BACKWARDS. PERIOD
What's that? He's too slow?? Better watch your what you say faggot, cause Aggron just used rock polish and is jettin' around your ass like motherfucking Sonic. But this ain't no faggot ass hedgehot, this is the motherfucking Aggron, ready to kick your ass to hell and back. Think you can exploit Aggron's weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, ASSHOLE. Aggron's ready to metal burst your pussy attacks right back at you.
