>>46622248>tfw this is the 7th thread with a Ralts-line header right nowAnyway, to the prompt of the week:
>What would life be like if you had a Ralts member IRL?Had I caught one at the typical trainer age, life would all sorts of different
though a 12-14 year old me might've considered 'experimenting' with a Kirlia/Garde. These days, I wouldn't be a good match for one; I doubt it would be happy with me.
>What is more naturally plausible on a Gardevoir? Tits or Ass?Ass is most plausible.
Tits could be a sign of human hybrid ancestry.>How would you react if your son caught a female Ralts?Considering my answer to the first question, I would keep frequent correspondence with my erstwhile trainer and make sure to have the talk as soon as he asks the right questions. I'd leave the Ralts-evo out of that lecture unless directly asked about them though. Honesty with the facts and encouraging open-ness would set a good foundation for whatever may follow, even if it involves an awkward conversation about prurient pokemon.
>Do Gardevoir naturally love eating Pizza?They are psychic types and a developed brain requires a surprisingly high caloric intake, so maybe? I don't see the cheese and grease sitting well with them.
>Can each member grow their hair out? If so, how would you want to style it?I suppose they could grow it out, but it could develop unruly curls past the Kirlia stage. I'd leave the desired hairstyle to the individual pokemon, though I'd try and help them actualize their desired look by providing the needed accessories or hair products. At the very least, I'd periodically trim split ends.
>Do you consider Gardevoir your waifu?Waifu no, Elfu yes.
