>>16835115"I said come back here! Raikou, Thunderbolt, TRES BIEN!"
Roaring, Raikou abides, launching Thunderbolts haphazardly throughout the mall, scaring off all consumers in the radius of the chase. The Zoroark turns around, flipping the professor and the legendary beast off, "Face it, there's no way you can zap me, my fairy wings give me ULTIMATE speed."
"Raikou, Thunder! And this time, actually TRY to aim!"
"RAAAAIKOOU!"
This time, Raikou actually puts effort in his attacks, but the beast doesn't zap the transvestite. Instead, the Thunder hits a spherical lighting fixture above the fox. Blinded by its bright power, the fox screeches and halts xis flight, reeling away with a nasty cringe.
"BAAAAAAH, A DAZZLING GLEAM--MY OTHER ONLY WEAKNESS!"
Xhe drops the Smogon guidebook, and falls to xis knees, "O-Okay, OKAY, y-you win, YOU WIN! Y-You can get the guide, J-JUST SPARE ME PLEASE, MAH BOY, MAH BOY AIN'T GOT NO MUM, HE DONE NEED ME IN HIS LIFE! Let me LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"
>Spare the Zoro-tranny?A) Spare xim. It's Christmas, where's the caring heart at?
B) .....Naaaaah, burn xim with fairy power like a scorching ant.