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Wow, you guys seem to have it bad, guess being a Johtobro in the modern era is good.
>Be me
>Live in Johto
>There is no strife, war or crime after Team Rocket got chased away by a kid
>Nobody gives a shit about us
>Wake up in beautiful Goldenrod City every day
>Take my Absol and Sylveon on a walk around National Park
>Bug catching contest is on
>Take part in it because, why not, fuck it
>Catch this massive Scyther
>Win the contest
>Get a metal coat
>It's now a Scizor and he's a really chill dude
>Get some takeout and eat it on a bench with my mons
>Beautiful sunset
>Life is great
You guys should move here.
