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>trained at the Saffron City Fighting Dojo
>become a master martial artist and fighting-type trainer
>move to Sinnoh
>get a job with the pokemon league; there's a gym leader position open
>want to open up a fighting-type gym
>League officials tell you no, there's already a fighting-type gym in Sinnoh
>you refuse to pick a different type because you're too autistic and/or stubborn
>they tell you you'd need to replace Maylene if you want to run a fighting-type gym
>mfw the fighting-type specialist is a grill????
>look up her info on gymleaderpedia
>this has to be a joke
>She's like 5'2" and 90 lbs
>arms look like cartoon noodle arms
>no ass, no hips
>chest is F L A T
>wouldn't mind that last one so much if she wasn't in the way of you being Sinnoh's fighting-type gym leader
>travel to Veilstone City to fight her
>send her an email ahead of time to warn her of your upcoming battle
>she responds but seems to be confused?
>doesn't know if you mean pokemon battle or like a sparring match
>you refuse to elaborate; your fist will do the explaining when you meet
>encounter her at the gym
>she's surprised but realizes quickly that you aren't there for a pokemon battle
>"MY NAME IS ANON AND YOU WILL LEARN TO RESPECT MY FIST"
>she responds with a flying kick from across the room like a charcter in a fighting game
>a 90-pound projectile colliding with your chin is nothing to sneeze at
>she lands daintily in front of you as you're left reeling
>you notice she's barefoot
>you pop a boner
>you had no idea you were a footfag until this very moment
>you've brought shame to your dojo
>you walk into traffic
>for Maylene this is a typical Thursday