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>be me
>Alolan
>choose a cute-looking seal thing for my first Pokemon
>it evolves into a mermaid with long, flowing locks
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>catch a cute-looking bee thing
>it evolves into a New York liberal arts major
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>catch a sneaky-looking lizard thing
>it evolves into a thot
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>catch a cute-looking fruit thing
>it evolves into an dominatrix
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>get the chance to prove myself to island deity
>it's a ditzy loli in an eggshell
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>called on to repel an alien cockroach
>it looks like a supermodel
What the fuck is wrong with this region, was it designed by Okayado?
