>>20315047You gotta be fucking honest man you're nervous as shit on the inside more than you are on the outside, if anyone within Team Flare discovers that you're attempting to intrude on their super duper secret base-GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER.
In order to keep a cool, totally not-nervous front, you have to act as if you're not in any discomforted by your surroundings, you have to act completely cool while placing your order.
"AHEM," pounding your chest, you pretend to skim the menu with a suppish look on your face before turning your attention back to the lovely lady behind the counter.
You deepen your voice a bit, "Yeah, I'll have the pumpkin pie holmes, it's the ONLY pie that all the cool people order after all.."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJ1B_2b17sThe Waitress' eyes widen upon catching your slip-up, "Actually sir, that would be the CUMquat Surprise pie.. Everyone that frequents this café is aware of that information, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....who are you anyway?"
>'Aw fuck.'Deciding to carry out a test that weeds out all non-Flare associates, the Waitress makes a motion towards your hat and Serena's. In one fell swoop, she removes the flashy fashion (flashion?) glasses from the hats.
"AHA! YOU GUYS ARE FRAUDS--THESE GLASSES COME /RIGHT/ OFF!"
A) Defend yourself with stutters!
B) EAT COFFEE IN THE FACE, BIATCH.
C) POCKET SAND!
D) RUUUUN NIGGA RUN
