>>55026843>Can't make you DinnerAlright first of all, just because pokemon in the show have never been shown capable of making meals. I can at least imagine they are capable of doing so.
>Is not realAgain, I can imagine they are real. I don't need to physically be in the room with them and be able to touch and hold them to be satisfied.
>Has no breastsI consider myself a true intellectual, I don't need giant breasts to masturbate. I am not some basic caveman level philistine. I can fap to dog ass just as easily as a pair of breasts.
>Can't hold an intelligent conversation with youOk, just because Pokemon can only say their name doesn't mean I can't talk to my pokemon and have just as fruitful and meaningful a conversation as having a chat with a real human being.
>Can't bear your childrenSo what? I don't need any screaming brats. I'm perfectly fine just having sex with my pokemon and never having children.
>Is not socially acceptable to date or fuckSo? Just because it would be more socially acceptable to fuck a real woman in real life you expect me to just do that instead?
>Is not a consenting adult who knows what sex isAge of consent doesn't apply to animals retard. If they are born it is ok to have sex with them.
