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>be Hilda
>young, hot, and fit
>looks great naked, if you do say so yourself
>global Pokémon trainer phenomenon
>has accomplished more before the age of eighteen than most people do their entire lives
>children dress like you and call you their hero
>one day, a fat, sour-smelling slob waddles over to you
>says you're his "waifu" while removing his fedora and taking a good ten seconds to get down on one knee, professing his love through stuttering and saliva
>wat do?