>>55622659>too drunk to walkWell that's just disgraceful. I'd be put off too if I had to see an embarrassment like that.
>>55622737Ha, there's no shame in being a sleepy drunk, that's the depressant in action. In a lot of ways, that's a great result--it means your body is more concerned about being healthy than being a party animal. You've heard of angry drunks, sad drunks, happy drunks; I'll tell you this as an objective truth: Alcohol does not change who you are, it shows the rest of us what you are in the dark. People like the crawler up there who probably blames his behavior on cheap beer are making flimsy excuses to avoid responsibility. Don't ever listen to that drivel.
Some people like really bitter flavors, but it's important to actually enjoy whatever you're drinking. Alcohol is a medium, not a genre, it covers a wide range of flavors that many people don't know about. Because a lot of people don't understand alcohol, they have this machismo idea that "I want my drink to taste AWFUL to show how TOUGH and ADULT I am," and then get uppity when teetotallers aren't interested. I swear by Mt. Gay because it, especially the Eclipse variety, has a winning combo of tasting just like a banana cream pie while hitting like a brick to the jaw. One single ice cube to activate the flavor and it's go-time. That's the kind of stuff I like, but someone else might prefer it to be spicy or citrusy or a little less forceful. You know what else tastes like a banana cream pie? A good fruit smoothie, with whipped cream and crushed granola. Life's too short to not be enjoying your food, you should never be eating anything you don't like.