Quoted By:
>Those TV shows always made it look so easy. Some suburbanite lady in her Sunday best toting a designer purse and a plastic smile sends out her prized Lopunny while the studio audience coos. The damn thing would look like an angel, all groomed up and wearing some stupid little bow or whatever. They'd somehow trained the pokemon out of it until it was a perfect little creature that couldn't possibly do any harm. It's such a dazzling display that it'd make a person forget just what it was like for pokemon out in the wild. Fucking idiot. Why would something that Staraptor prey on ever act like that normally?
>Lost another wooden chair the other day. It tripped on one of the legs and got spooked, so its first instinct was to smash the back off and gnaw on the wood until I got home. It wouldn't eat because it chewed up a bunch of splinters and hurt its gums. I'd take it to a pokemon center, but I might as well let it heal on its own since they'd have to subdue the damn thing in the first place. This wouldn't be the first time it acted all dramatic and then was spontaneously fine the next morning. Heaven forbid anything be like the first time it broke its claw while destroying some part of my house. It wasn't even that much blood but it was screaming like its arm had been chopped off. Couldn't even enter the guest bedroom for a full day without being threatened.
>What a horrible monster