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>If Ash chooses Misty
Then he prefers a cute tomboy that can fire him up in both battle and bed, while spicing up his life in the most exciting ways
>If Ash chooses Dawn
Then it just proves he's actually an egotist and just wants to fuck himself
>If Ash chooses Iris
Then he prefers them exotic and has a preference for wild, public forest sex befitting of an Amazonian Dragon trainer
>If Ash chooses Serena
He will live a very boring and average life, neither of them will even have time for each other because they're both busy in their very different careers. They'll probably end up divorced after 3 months
>If Ash chooses Goh
Then that's just gay
But of course none of this would happen because the only possible outcome is Ash choosing Pikachu forever and ever