Strange question I know but I'm sloshed and I need an answer:
What is it with Spanish speakers and wanting to fuck cartoons? Almost any bit of perfidious degeneracy I see both in this sinkhole of shit and the wider net is invariably traced back to some vile Cortez-spawned 'artist' who possesses as good a taste in porn as they do in their flimsy understanding of the English language. Is it their general lack of a stable society? The heretical devotions to vile pagen gods? I know not.
No matter it be syndicated shows involving families with underage children, the latest LQBTQISDWE+ cartoon featuring frankly unfuckable monsters, or programs intended to teach basic ABCs to schoolkids, there's always some sweat-drenched spic there to curse our fucking eyes with a realistic depiction of one of the rugrats being sodomised by a dog.
That brings me to
>>55051813. You charlatan, you flog. You're obviously ashamed enough of your primitive understanding of the written word that you at least feel somewhat obligated to construct a flimsy façade of a paragraph, but the majority of them are merely an abortion that only God knows how you managed to previously dodge. Twelve sentences in the first paragraph, twelve! That's douze in your primitive tongue, and another plague upon you for forcing me to type it! Restrict them to a general number of four to five, similar to the number of your family members currently imprisoned for sex offences.
>KyleMy God, I was going to yell at you to use proper quotation marks instead of dusty-skinned dashes when writing in the King's tongue but this is an even more egregious offence. "Kyle," urgh, even the usual 'Carlos' would have been preferred in comparison. Pray to Techazachleseawattle or whatever it is you maize-munchers prostrate in reverence to if this is a self insert, as if it is then your parents were surely the most lacking of education in your misbegotten village if they chose that name to throw to you.