ITT: We invent signature moves/abilities to turn shit Pokemon into something usable.

>pic related
Flower Bed: (Grass, Status) Bellosom springs to life a bed of flowers under the opponents feet. The next Pokemon to switch in becomes Drowsy and loses 13% of their HP.


Carnivine:
Leech Plants (Grass/Status): (Similar idea) Carnivine leaves a host of parasitic plants. Pokemon that switch in lose 1/16th of their health and the Pokemon on your side of the field gain the amount lost. (same as leech seed)

Plusle: (Volt Shock, ability) Opponent Pokemon loses 50hp when Plusle switches out.
Minun: (Jolt Shock, ability) Opponent Pokemon loses 50hp when Minun switch in.
insta banned to OU

Girafarig: (Double Heads, ability) The base power of attacking moves is halved, but the move is used twice.

Vespequen: (Bodyguards, ability) Vespequen enters the battlefield with a substitute, but still stays at the same health (the substitue takes hazard damage for her, though)
shot straight up to OU

Shiftry: (Forgery, ability): Shiftry gains effects from its items as if it is holding two of them.
instabanned to Ubers