>>12229192Certainly do, yah!
Here it is, this beauty may LOOK like a simple soap on a rope...but don't be fooled, yeah!
This right here's the Friendzone Destroyer! When ya wear it around your neck, it makes you completely invulnerable to any and all friendzones!
Since I like the looks of ya, how 'bout I make ya a special offer? Yanno, one that even I wouldn't refuse?
It can be yours friend, just for 23,870 Poke!
>>12229194Exactly! It'll help your baby doll in the strangest of times to come, so what's not to like about?
It's limited edition though, so act fast! Remember, just 46,250 Poke and it's yours!
>>12229196...Ya will!?
Kweheehee!
Thanks you much for your service! Oh, oh, and do be sure to rub the ring for at least five minutes to activate its powers! Sometimes it might go dull, but don't worry 'bout it! It'll fix itself in a jiffy or two!
Dat said, here ya go! And as a disclaimer, I ain't responsible for any faults or anythin' to it! Yup, yup!
>>12229208Good enuff for me!
Here ya go friend, this here prism is the Buguladoratortronitissimo!
It amplifies bug-type and steel-type moves by 500%! It's like somethin' out of a fanfic, yanno! Ya won't see it anywhere else, so act now! Only 100,500 Poke for ya, friend!
>>12229216Awwwwww...
Well that's just too bad! Next time ya got some Poke, come find me out, 'kay?
I'll search for somethin' that you may like in the meantime!
