Torterra is my favorite Pokemon, and bro of all time, but Gallade is right in second place. He achieved permanent bro status in a recent wi-fi battle. TIME FOR STORY
>One of my first random matches ever
>No competitive team
>Fight a dude with Infernape, Flygon and Dragonite (dragons were shiny, heh)
>My team is Samurott, Magenzone (no sturdy), and Gallade
He led with Infernape and I led with Samurott. I used Surf but he switched out to Flygon. Surf did half damage and he hit me with Draco Meteor or some shit, but it didn't kill me. I finished Flygon with Ice Beam, but he proceeded to finish Samurott with Dragonite's Thunderbolt.
I sent out Magnezone next hoping to paralyze, but he switched to Infernape and rekd me with EQ.
>Only Gallade left
>Well, I'm dead.exe
>Infernape uses Flare Blitz
>GALLADE SURVIVES WITH 45 HP
>PSYCHO CUT OHKO
>Oh my god
>Sends out Dragonite. I don't think I will out speed. IS THIS THE END?
>Dragon Rush!!
>It missed
>Gallade used Ice punch
>ITS A
>ONE
>HIT
>K
>O
I shat my pants. I still don't know how Gallade survived Flare Blitz with its lackluster defense.
